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1. Golden Retriever: The sun
is shining, the day is
young, we've got our whole
lives ahead of us, and
you're inside worrying about
a stupid burned out bulb?
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2. Border Collie: Just one.
And then I'll replace any
wiring that's not up to
code.
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3. Dachshund: You know I
can't reach that stupid
lamp!
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5. Boxer: Who cares? I can
still play with my squeaky
toys in the dark.
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6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!!
Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change
the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Pleeeeeeeeeze, please,
please, please!
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7. German Shepherd: I'll
change it as soon as I've
led these people from the
dark, check to make sure I
haven't missed any, and make
just one more perimeter
patrol to see that no one
has tried to take advantage
of the situation.
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8. Jack Russell Terrier :
I'll just pop it in while
I'm bouncing off the walls
and furniture.
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9. Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I
don' t see a light bulb!
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10. Cocker Spaniel: Why
change it? I can still pee
on the carpet in the dark.
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11. Chihuahua :
Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or 'We
don't need no stinking light
bulb.'
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12. Greyhound/Saluki: It
isn't moving. Who cares?
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13. Heeler/Australian Cattle
Dog: First, I'll put all the
light bulbs in a little
circle...
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14. Poodle: I'll just blow
in the Border Collie's ear
and he'll do it. By the time
he finishes rewiring the
house, my nails will be
dry.
Keep going down
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